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Sales Update: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly in 2011′s Top Pop Divas!
There’s nothing that stans love more than comparing the current record sales of their favorite pop divas and arguing about it until they’re blue in the face, so I went out and got an updated sales...
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Do we really need a new Lady GaGa album this year?
This week Lady GaGa confirmed that she’ll be releasing a new album this year. With “Marry The Night” officially a flop and no potential hits left on the Born This Way, GaGa’s new album announcement is...
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Nicki Minaj’s sad quest to be Lady GaGa
As the hip-hop beef books will tell you, Lil’ Kim is usually credited as the source of Nicki Minaj‘s style. While that’s true, I’ve always thought that Nicki bites from Lady GaGa even more, and has...
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The funniest thing you will see all week
So, NME just named Lady GaGa‘s Born This Way ‘The Most Pretentious Album‘ of all time. Pretty funny, right? On top of that, GaGa knows about it, and she’s pissed. Even funnier, right? Right? Am I...
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Madonna shades Lady GaGa with “Born This Way” performance
Now this is fucking funny. Madonna‘s currently rehearsing for the first show of her MDNA world tour, which is set to kick off in Tel Aviv on the 31st. The whole thing has been kept tightly under...
View ArticleMadonna is glad that she could help GaGa write “Born this Way”
“I’m a really big fan of that song and I’m glad that I could help her write it.” Wow, Madonna really hates GagGag, doesn’t she? Too bad Madge couldn’t write any good songs for her own album, MDNA. If...
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Eminem and Lady GaGa collaborate on future single “Street Lights”
Are you hoes prepared for the biggest multi-format crossover hip-hop smash since “Love The Way You Lie”? Then get ready for “Street Lights”, a future single that Eminem has recorded with the woman he...
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Lady GaGa covers Vogue’s September issue
Lady GaGa, aka the KWEEN of ARTPOP, plays is safe on the coveted cover of Vogue’s oh-so-important September issue. Inside the mag, GaGa chats about having sex unnoticed on the beach (the only...
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Who the f*%k wants to smell like this?
Lady GaGa has just debuted the official trailer / TV spot for her first fragrance, Fame. And you know what? It’s absolutely stunning. Stunning for a music video or a movie, that is. For a perfume, not...
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Lady GaGa copies Bjork with ‘ARTPOP’ app album
Lady GaGa announced today that she’s taking the groundbreaking interactive app concept of Bjork‘s Biophilia music project, and turning it into a cute little gimmick to plug her upcoming ARTPOP album....
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Xtina loves her curves, doesn’t want ‘Lotus’ to be “anything about fashion”
While Lady GaGa is busy calling up radio stations and vowing to lose the weight she purposely gained recently from her misguided attempt to compete with the Queen of Curves herself Christina Aguilera,...
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Lady GaGa Rambles About ‘ARTPOP’ on Her Little Monsters Fansite Thingy
Famous celebrity, Lady GaGa, logged onto her Little Monsters fansite this week to stan for her upcoming ARTPOP album. I want to drag GaGa for predictably talking about how “risky” ARTPOP is (it won’t...
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I Think Lady GaGa Is Getting Ready To Return With a “Sexy” New Image
Just like Taylor Swift did before the release of Red, Lady GaGa has been on a sabbatical from the spotlight as she prepares her next album, Fartplop. She’s even suspended her Twitter account so she...
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Lady GaGa’s ‘Artpop’ Concept is Contrived And Obvious, Just Like She Is
Lady GaGa’s Artpop album is a “reverse Warholian expedition“ that’s all about creativity and technology and iPads and shit, so here’s a new photo of Mother Monster sitting naked in a chair made of...
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Lady GaGa Unveils “Applause” Single Artwork, Rants About Art And Stuff
Here’s the official artwork for Lady GaGa’s new single, “Applause.” I’d like it better if it wasn’t a photo of GaGa with paint all over her face to promote an album called ARTPOP. Anyway, here’s what...
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[Single Review] Give The Lady a Standing O: “Applause” Is (Unfortunately)...
First of all, I must preface this review by stating that I really have no right to breathe the same air as Lady GaGa’s latest single, “Applause.” I’m just a lowly blogger who’s completely unworthy of...
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Lady Gaga Told Everyone Not To Buy “Applause” So Nobody Did
When I gave Lady Gaga’s “Applause” a shady but positive review, some of her fans told me it was the kiss of death. Apparently, every time I like a Gaga song, it flops: “Judas” flopped, “Marry The...
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Lady GaGa Slays The Shit Out Of “Applause” Music Video, Remains World’s Most...
I’d like to say that it’s sad and pathetic how all you non-fans and CRITICS are hating on Lady Gaga and her new career-ending flop, “Applause,” but it just means more Gaga for moi. While y’all jerk ya...
View ArticleAvril Lavigne Is Now Coming First In The Race Of 2013′s Best Pop Diva Comebacks
How is Avril Lavigne flopping when her current era is the best thing she’s done since Under My Skin? The music video for “Rock N Roll” is literally God. Fact. Here’s my current ranking of the major...
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Queen Gaga’s Flop Anthem “Applause” Is Climbing Back Up U.S. iTunes!!!
I previously posted about how Lady Gaga’s iconic “Applause” was a huge flop and not giving people the thing that they love, but following Mother Monster’s show-stopping VMAs performance (second best...
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